Silly Thief! It’s iPAD Mini, not iPAD Many! Every time Apple releases a new product, tens of thousands of Apple-crazed lunatics nationwide, go bat-crap berserk with excitement over the new product launch. One such recent event was that of the iPAD MINI. As with every Apple product, people waited in winding lines for days, just  [ Read More ]

This Little Piggy Was Hungry This is the story of a Little Piggy who stayed home, said “screw going to the market,” and decided roast beef wasn’t going to be sufficient enough for his cravings. As a matter of fact, he  invited over his piggy friends, then decided to maliciously betray and devour the hand, and the  [ Read More ]

The Ultimate Cure For The hiccups (Derptastic Thunder) We’ve all dealt with it numerous times in our miserable lives, you’re in some kind of serious situation… and all of the sudden a fit of hiccups is magically bestowed upon you.  Here at Moron Apocalypse, we’ve stumbled across the ultimate cure for the hiccups! Every person  [ Read More ]

Officer Derper Is On The Rampage! It wasn’t that long ago when Officer Derper did us a big favor by giving us two amazing stories of his stupidity while on the job. Now he’s decided to go on a rampage of stupid, by attacking what would seem like a harmless, double amputee; crazy dude in a  [ Read More ]

The Moron Of The Week Award for 09/10/2012 – 09/17/2012 If I were an alcoholic, and HAD to get a drink… yet had no money; what would I do? Perhaps I would sell some old CDs, DVDs, Blu-Rays for cash. Maybe I’d try to pawn off some old music/computer gear or sell it on Craigslist.  [ Read More ]

Our good friend Officer Derper had been on hiatus for a while, but finally decided to make another public appearance exclusively for Moron Apocalypse. As a matter of fact, not only did he make an appearance… he’s graced us with his presence TWICE! Bless you Officer Derper! Appearance #1 took place when Officer Derper got  [ Read More ]

Somehow I managed to miss posting the Moron Of The Week Award for last week,so this week I have quite a bit of bonus material for you guys to hopefully make up for it. Let’s start off with a little story about a guy who thought pulling a Bigfoot Prank would be a good idea.  [ Read More ]

This week’s Moron Of The Week Award is one of the funnier stories that I’ve seen in a while. Once again, it involves drinking and stupidity… a recipe for Moron gold! In this case, a guy manages to get so wasted that he calls up 911 to see if they can deliver him some beer.  [ Read More ]

Our latest addition to our “Ninja Menagerie” is Ninja Gator, one of the most fearsome of our Ninja team. Ninja Gator has sharp teeth, bone shattering strength in his jaw, and a hearty appetite for the flesh of Morons. You easily say that anyone who messes with Ninja Gator deserves whatever grueling punishment he concocts.  [ Read More ]

Let us present to you a toy story. No, it doesn’t involve such timeless characters such as Woody, and Buzz Lightyear (as far as we know)… instead it involves two Morons who decided to steal a ton of toys that would normally be purchased for young tots of all ages… so they could turn around  [ Read More ]